My travels began a year ago when I was 1) loving and praying to 2) Jesus in the washroom. Because of 3) Philoophy, I realized how much I hated my life and decided right then and there to quit my job as a 4) video editor and travel on a journey to 5) the Netherlands, 6) japan, and 7) china by 8) train.
In 9) the Netherlands I learned to speak 10) portuguese which came in use when I had to escape a mob of angry 11) south african. Then I met this cute guy who kept hitting on me but I was too busy eating 12) dry cod to care. In fact, I ate so much that I can't fit into my 13) jumper anymore!
Next I traveled to 14) Japan where I decided to get in touch with my spiritual side. I visited the 15) church a bunch of times but all I could think about was what I'm going to do now that I can't fit into my clothes anymore. Luckily I bumped into 16) James Franco one day and we spent a day bonding together by shopping at 17) Urban Outfiters.
Lastly, my travels took me to 18) China where I raised 19) $13 by selling 20) books to buy a house for a friend. I also was invited to a party where I met a lot of expats from 21) England. It was there when I met a really attractive 22) portuguese and now I don't have time to write because I haven't been out of the bedroom in days....
If you wish to know what I've been doing in said bedroom (*wink wink*), buy my sequel - it comes out in 23) 2012 !
Ahahah! I had Great fun doing this. If you wish to do it yourself follow the link to A Tale of Thousand Cities, she's the mastermind behind it. :)